The whiny Ryan Seacrest complained on his radio show today about Angelina Jolie brushing him off when he tried to ask her some questions on the Golden Globe red carpet.

I asked her four questions and she didn’t even answer me. I literally stood there and tried to ask a couple of questions. At one point I just kind of let the E! microphone sit in front of her for a second to see if she was going to acknowledge it, and she clearly wanted nothing to do with me or my question or my answer or any of it.

I don’t know about Ryan, but most people don’t like having things shoved in their faces. It brings back bad memories. Ellen then defended Angelina saying she thinks awards shows are a waste of time and money. The dapper Ryan whined,

Well then don’t go. Don’t go. Don’t go support your man. Don’t go.

Jesus, get over it. So daddy didn’t hug you enough and mommy hugged you too much. I haven’t heard this much whining since I stole that blind guy’s money cup. Someone should learn about evolution and survival of the fittest. Plus, I really wanted that double cheeseburger. That jerk didn’t even have enough change for a Coke.