Salma Hayek

I don’t know why they even shot Salma Hayek’s face. The only thing that matters is what’s on the inside. The inside of her shirt. I find it hard to remember what she looks like anymore what with the huge boobs and all. I seem to recall a shadowy face with a big question mark on it. That’s pretty close right?

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