Sexiness salvaged the Golden Globes

The only good thing about the Golden Globes was the sexiness. I’m talking about the sexiness of Ali Larter, Evangeline Lily, Hedi Klum and Jenna Fischer (Jenna in a sexy nerdy way). If you could add me into the mix, then there would be a gooey explosion of sexiness. I like that word. Sexiness. It’s so sexy. If you could poke my abs with your finger, you’d feel sexiness. It feels like a six pack of galvanized steel. Jealous? I know I would be. More after the jump.