Amanda Bynes

Amanada Whosawhasa was involved in a multiple car collision in Beverly Hills Wednesday. She managed to stay calm and call for help. She was later seen removing stuff from her 2005 BMW X5 while waiting for a tow truck.

Congratulations to Amanda and to me. Had she died, I would have owed someone big bucks in the celebrity death pool. I wouldn’t have paid the guy anyway because he’s obviously a druken lunatic for picking a 20-year-old B-lister to die.