Kelly Osbourne

A tearful Kelly Osbourne introduced the Scissor Sisters at a benefit concert for HIV charity Body & Soul. Osbourne announced that the the cause is special to her because one of her family members had recently been diagnosed with HIV.

There has been no clarification about who it is. It might be a cousin or uncle. It’s likely we have to look at this logically. First, we have to figure out which of the Osbournes is the dysfunctional one. Ok, not gonna work. Next, let’s figure out who is/was using drugs. Damn, this is harder than I thought. I give up.