Anna Nicole

TMZ obtained a document written by Dannielynn’s former nanny. In it are accusations including suicide attempts, whorism and that Anna Nicole Smith starved her baby to make her more sexy.

On starving Dannielynn:

According to the sworn affidavit written in the Bahamas on December 4, 2006, Quethlie Alexis claims she received repeated threats from Smith, aka Vickie Marshall, to “underfeed” Dannielynn because, “Ms. Marshall was obsessed with making sure that her baby was ‘sexy.’ Ms. Marshall knew that the correct amount of baby food was 3 ounces every 3 hours … Ms. Marshall insisted that the maximum I was to give was 2.5 ounces.” Alexis claims that Smith enforced the order by “making sure the baby monitor was kept on all the time.” Alexis adds Dannielynn “is badly underweight and not thriving, as a baby should.”

On the reprecussions if her child developed the wrong idea:

According to the document, Alexis says that Smith threatened to “shoot her” if the baby ever addressed the nanny as “Mummy.”

Regarding the suicides, we already know Anna Nicole Smith tried to drown herself, but this contains another one and there is a part where Howard K. Stern says if she died, he would go to jail.

“On the first occasion, she drank in my presence an entire bottle of what I believed to be a sleeping aid.” Alexis claims that when Smith woke up from the resulting 48-hour coma, she blurted out the words “I wanted to die … I meant to kill myself.”

Oh, and her whorism:

Alexis never witnessed Gibson and Smith having sex, but the former nanny claims the minister would, “spend hours alone with Ms. Marshall in her bedroom” on a “daily basis.”

Wow…just wow. Is that all it took for her baby to look so sexy? Here I am telling new mommies that they should put their bundles of joy on a treadmill before they catch the fat disease. Looks like starvation is the way to go.