Bridget Moynahan

Tom Brady’s friends aren’t happy ex-girlfriend Bridget Moynahan announced her pregnancy via Page Six. They claim she never bothered to inform Brady she was going public. Others say Bridget’s timing is suspicious.

Some say that Moynahan, three months expectant with her first child, “may have gotten pregnant on purpose. She is 36, wanted a baby, and Tom was dumping her. It’s a little suspicious.” But a friend of Moynahan said, “Please. They dated for three years and they broke up in December – right around the time he found out she was pregnant and he immediately started dating Gisele Bundchen. Who’s the gross one here?”

Meanwhile, Tom Brady is in Paris with Gisele Bundchen. Gisele has gained enough weight, 14 lbs, to be allowed to walk in the Dolce & Gabbana show. Evidently, Tom Brady’s goal in life is to make models so fat and ugly that when he’s through with them, they’ll just be a broken pudgy mess. Well played Tom.