Britney decides rehab is not for her

TMZ reports Britney checked into rehab two days ago, but refused to stay and checked out 24 hours later. The rehab center was outside the country at Eric Clapton’s Crossroads rehab facility in Antigua. Is Britney’s middle name willpower? I’ve always wanted to know someone that had an ironic middle name. Britney Willpower Spears. Has a nice ring to it don’t you think?