Britney Spears

Isaac Cohen gave his relationship with Britney a proper burial by breaking up over the phone. For those that don’t know, Isaac is a model who looks peculiarly like Kevin Federline.

With Britney, 25, in New York on business, Isaac has been staying with friends and caring for Snow White, Britney’s teacup Chihuahua.

According to a friend of Isaac, 25, he has been “looking to get out of the relationship for a while.

“It was a bit much for him,” the friend tells OK! “There was a lot of drama — it was too much of a whirlwind. It wasn’t one thing in particular.

How much do you want to bet the conversation went like this:

Isaac: Hi Britney. What’s up?
Britney: Hey sugah. Just sittin’ hur eatin’ a piggy.
Isaac: You mean ham?
Britney: … … …Yuh huh.
Isaac: So listen, I just got glasses.
Britney: So it’s over?
Isaac: You got it.
*click*