Britney Spears

Britney Spears booked an entire wing of the Promises rehab center in Mailbu all to herself. The cost is estimated to be in the thousands.

The singer wants to avoid mixing with other patients, according to the paper, but another source says she’s equally concerned about stories being leaked to the media.

Is this girl the last emperor? God forbid someone might want to chat it up with her. And any story leaked to the media can’t be much worse than the rumors of her suicide attempts or that time she overdosed on ecstasy. Unless she starts setting fire to little animals while masturbating, life is looking up.