Denise Richards hits the beach

The union of Ritchie Sambora and Denise Richards will baffle scientists for centuries. Obviously Ritchie has something I don’t have. I can’t quite figure out what it is. Hmm. Oh silly me. Skin cancer.

Bonus (after the jump): Partial labia from Denise. Aww, how cute.

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