Fergie is so beautiful

Fergie cake

If this was a birthday card, it would read: “Surprise! Your friends hate you.” You know what? I’m gonna call Hallmark right now.

By the way, congratulations to the airbrush guy on a job well done.

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LaLa

7:32 AM

don’t get this post….????
Skidoo

12:27 PM

It’s saying Fergie is ugly and this should be a birthday card.
LaLa

1:17 PM

no shit sherlock. I’m asking about the first part about why the card would say that.
does fergie’s old friends from wild orchid hate her cause of her fame?
Skidoo

4:36 PM

Because she’s ugly.