Hugh Hefner

Hugh Hefner has decided to marry one of his three girlfriends, Holly Madison (one on Hugh’s left). Word is, he wants to put this on his Girls Next Door show. Why Holly?

“Hef sees that she is the most dedicated,” said our source. “Kendra is never there, and they both hate each other, and Bridget is hanging on by being very friendly to Holly.”

Having sex with a puddle of dough requires some fancy maneuvering. So yea, I’d call her dedicated. In fact, she should get an award. Vicodin or something to numb the pain that is her life.