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I don’t think Ivanka likes Dick

By The Blemish, 11:27 AM on Feb 05, 2007, 0 Comments

Andy Dick is my hero. No, not really. Andy Dick is an attention starved kid who does nothing but annoy the hell out of people. Ivanka Trump took time off from squeezing her suddenly larger breasts together to appear on the Jimmy Kimmel Show. Andy Dick started molesting her for whatever reason and was forcibly removed. So to recap. Andy Dick was on a talk show. I read somewhere that this is one of the signs of the Apocalypse.

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