Apparently when Paris is racist and bigoted, she doesn’t need rehab. There’s also this thing called the Super Bowl happening over the weekend.

  • Patrick Dempsey had twins. [Celebrity Smack]
  • You don’t have to tell Alicia Keys there’s a full moon tonight. [Evil Beet]
  • Fergie at Pepsi Smash. [Glitterati]
  • Prince is at the Super Bowl. He’s the only entertainment. [CityRag]
  • The Messengers: Because scary movies don’t have to be scary. [Pajiba]