Nicole Kidman

On a special edition of Oprah, Russel Crowe and Nicole Kidman interviewed each other. Nicole, who suffered a miscarriage before separating from Tom Cruise, revealed that she is still desperate for a baby.

Kidman reprimanded Crowe as he quizzed her about pregnancy rumours, telling him: “Stop it. This is really dangerous territory. You are the worst interviewer.” But then she said: “Am I going to have a baby? I hope so.”

Russel Crowe then punched her in the ovaries and said, “No babies for you!” Just kidding. I would never condone punching a woman in the ovaries unless it was Paris Hilton. But is Paris really a woman or a mythical beast hell bent on using her vagina for evil rather than good. Encyclopedia Brown is on the case!