So here’s video of Paris Hilton being pelted with trash and lipstick. I imagined it to be much cooler. They may as well have been throwing pockets of air at her. She’d be dumb enough to think something was actually being chucked at her. Kind of like a dog. She’d probably even hump your leg like a dog. Then you’d have to hit her on the nose with a rolled up newspaper to get her off. Christ she’s annoying.

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