Paris Hilton, SEX: F?

Today we have Paris Hilton’s fake drivers license from Paris Exposed. You can use that as reference as you listen to this conversation between Paris Hilton and Nicole Lenz where they talk about their “smelly pussy” and where Paris calls her vagina a wiener. Seriously. A wiener? I’ve never even heard children call their vaginas wieners. That’s just strange and unsavory. Paris must really want to be a man. By the way, it’s kind of dumb in the beginning so just fast forward. I think the back story is they’re both sluts and did the same guy.

After the jump is a letter Paris wrote to the fake ID people and her passport for comparison.