Paris is a big douche

More bad press for Paris Hilton comes courtesy of Radar Online. The queen of socialites was supposed walk the runway for the Heatherette fashion show. Just like all her responsibilities, however, she blew it off citing food poisoning as the reason for ditching. Despite Paris’ honesty, someone with her the night before has a different story.

“She was doing tumbler shots of tequila till 3:30 a.m. at Butter, puked, and went home really sick. She must have been totally incapacitated the next day.”

Paris wakes up at 1 p.m., goes shopping, but doesn’t pay for anything because they are gifted to her, parties the night away with friends and when it comes time to actually work, she calls in sick. That’s her life. One day someone’s going to strap her to a plow and make her work the fields. Any complaints and she’ll be mounted by a bull. Wait, no, that’s mean. The bull didn’t do anything to deserve that.