Petra Nemcova is ehhh

I don’t see the allure of Petra Nemcova. She’s above average on the average person scale, but on the supermodel scale she’s lukewarm. I could see her modeling for JCPenny or Macy’s. Not doing a spread in Sports Illustrated. It’s like SI doesn’t even read my letters. I told them I’d be happy to screen their models. You hear that Sports Illustrated? Here I am willing to work for FREE. To show you how much of a team player I am, I’d even be willing to do the undesirable jobs like rubbing sunscreen all over your models. God, it’s like talking to a brick wall.