Sharon Stone loves attention

Sharon Stone stayed true to form at the Cinema for Peace Gala. Many witnessed her public make out session with the mythical hamster abuser Richard Gere. When she took the stage to auction off some ladies, she began playing the dominatrix role calling the Germans, “naughty little Germans” and “nasty little Germans.” Based on my extensive study of German porn, I think this was tame and could only be considered foreplay for livestock. Try harder next time Sharon.