K-Fed

Kevin Federline has ostracized most of the fast food industry with his Super Bowl commercial except for one. Taco Bell or as it’s affectionately known to many, Taco Hell. The restaurant best known for their bowel disrupting “Mexican cuisine” have taken pity on the next Eminem and invited him as a temporary employee.

Dear Mr. Federline,

First off, congratulations on your upcoming Super Bowl ad. We heard it’s generating a lot of talk, particularly about working in the fast food industry.

We know you respect those who work in our business. In fact, last year you said in an interview, “My kids are going to have to learn what a real job is, what life is. You don’t have it easy with me. Period. My kids are going to work at Taco Bell.”
We’re flattered, but obviously they’re too young to work for us. So here’s our offer to you: Come work for us, just for a one hour shift. We’ll get you a uniform, a custom name tag and show you what a great place Taco Bell is to work. We’ll even reward customers who visit that restaurant with an order of our new Carne Asada Steak Grilled Taquitos for free.
We encourage you to continue to “Think Outside the Bun” and hope you accept our tasty offer.

Sincerely,
Greg Creed
President
Taco Bell Corp.

This wouldn’t end well. As much as I would enjoy watching Kevin douse a grease fire with water, I would much rather enjoy not eating Taco Bell. And I just looked up Carne Asada Steak Grilled Taquitos in the thesaurus. Apparently it’s just a fancy word for colon blaster.