Antonella Barba stays in the competition

Antonella Barba, now famous for defiling the WWII memorial, has survived another round of cuts on American Idol. While she would probably like to attribute this to her singing ability and on stage presence, it’s more likely due to throngs of horny teenagers and horny middle-aged men voting in during their date with Rosy Palms.

There’s also word that Hugh Hefner is very interested in offering Antonella a spread in Playboy. And they say the only thing you get from being a slut is a screaming baby and welfare. Pfft.