Britney admits to bulimia

Late last week there were rumors Britney was bulimic. Now a senior source at Promises rehab has confirmed Britney binges and purges.

The 25-year-old singer tearfully told rehab staff — already treating her for drug and alcohol abuse — that she “pigs out” on junk food like burgers, sweets, biscuits and ice cream then makes herself vomit to avoid putting on weight. “Doctors are alarmed at the physical state she is in. They confronted her about her desperately unhealthy lifestyle and the truth came pouring out.”

Britney said she stopped the unhealthy practice during her two pregnancies, but immediately went back to it in an effort to lose pregnancy weight. Specialists at Promises were initially befuddled as to why her medication wasn’t working. Later they discovered she was eating right after and puking it back up.

In a few years, scientists will publish a case study on Britney Spears in the American Journal of Science. It’s assumed a lot of her fans will want to read this one. Once they figure out this journal isn’t pink and secured with a lock, they’ll be pleasantly surprised those nerdy scientists included pop-outs. There’ll be one of Britney giving birth and another of Britney puking into a hat while a monkey grinds an organ. It’ll be part of the AJS’s ongoing effort to make their publication less technical and more cute.