Winona Ryder

Winona Ryder may have wandered out of the spotlight and almost into jail a few years back, but she looks great now and by great I mean her breasts could pass for those of a 24-year-old. Her secret to such youthful buoyancy probably involves drinking the blood of virgins and sacrificing babies up top a large Aztec pyramid or just a really kick-ass bra/breast combination. My guess is the last one since the only thing I’ve gotten out of the first two is a smelly basement.