Jessica Simpson

John Mayer finally seems a little less ashamed about dating Jessica Simpson. Following John’s Continuum tour, he and Jessica hit an afterparty at Stereo where they held hands, talked and kissed in plain sight.

Not that they sat still. At one point while standing on top of the banquette, Mayer rocked to David Bowie’s “Let’s Dance.” And when Beyoncé’s “Crazy In Love” came on, Simpson got up and danced, too.

Aww, how cute. When asked about the relationship, John said, “Me like Jessica. Jessica good. Me take home Jessica. Have bouncy time with Jessica. Jessica boobies make John pants happy.” They could have gotten a little more out of John had he not charged at the reporters with his club. As people continued to scatter, John dragged Jessica by the hair to what many are now calling, The Mayer Cave.