Johnny Depp

In Touch reveals that the mystery illness Johnny Depp’s daughter is suffering from is blood poisoning. Lily stepped on a rusty nail. The wound went untreated and she developed the infection. It’s now spread through her entire body and affected her vital organs. Depp’s rep says she’s doing much better and thanks everyone for their support. In Touch, however, says it’s much more serious.

Now one of Lily’s kidneys is affected, and she is not responding to treatment in London’s Great Ormond Street Hospital for Children NHS Trust.

I’m not sure how one treats blood poisoning. I suspect it’s not like how I treat a broken heart. With gobs of ice cream and hugs. Awww. Oh and lots of internet porn coupled with vigorous masturbation.

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