Lindsay Lohan

Continuing with today’s exposé on actresses who wander around Hollywood without bras, Lindsay Lohan bought some Jamba Juice before shopping at a nail salon. She’s no 60-year-old cougar like Goldie Hawn, rather, she’s a freckled sex machine walking down the street like Robocop would if he was horny and craving a fruit smoothie. That last part sort of went awry, but I’m confident it still make sense.