Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan tapped a photographer with her car last night in New York. The photog crumpled to the ground in an attempt to convey pain. Lindsay came out and accused the man of faking it. Judging by the emotionless gawking coming out of the other paparazzi, it sounded like he was. Video here. I especially like the guy who goes, “Lindsay…oh…man.” The photog was taken to St. Luke’s hospital. Splash says,

Lohan was initially allowed to leave the scene by police but was called back several hours later for questioning. The extent of the photographer’s injuries are as yet unknown.

Lindsay’s BMW pretty much jumped and bumped the guy. He must have the bones of a 90-year-old. Although, the concern from his brothers in arms was quite touching. They’d probably have the same reaction if Lindsay ran over a plastic bottle. I bet one of photogs would have dropped to his knees, clutched the bottle to his chest and screamed, “Why Lindsay?! Why!” while cursing the heavens with his fist.

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Now with video embedded. We spare no expense around here.