The Blemish

Mariah Carey needs a longer dress

By The Blemish, 1:00 PM on Mar 31, 2007, 5 Comments

Mariah Carey

Looking up Mariah Carey’s skirt isn’t on my list of things to do before I die. You know what is though? Cupping Jessica Biel’s butt. You guys are so lucky. I usually save those thoughts for my diary, but I can’t find my Hello Kitty pen.

Mariah Carey

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5 Responses to “Mariah Carey needs a longer dress”

  • Nicolina
    3:06 PM

    I love my Hello Kitty pen :(

  • aaron
    12:42 AM

    you would

  • A Grown Up
    8:14 AM

    You need a new, more deserving person to hate on…

  • aaron
    1:54 PM

    shut up

  • dickskinner
    5:45 AM

    NO WAY……
    that ass is super hot and dickskinner would love to stuff his hard cock between them ass checks and pound that bitches pussy hard..
    dickskinner loves you baby show them titties and that ass some more honey, i need some morer to masterbate to baby…blewe plenty of loads to you.
    love ,
    dickskinner.