Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson touched down (pic source) in London with his two kids on Wednesday. He wrapped their faces in scarves to stave off the paparazzi and because he’s a freak. The mighty bleached one is in town after being forced to sell off part of his Beatles back catalogue for money.

The King of Pop, 48, is rumoured to be in town to meet with Sir Paul McCartney’s people to discuss selling his £200 million Beatles back catalogue. He is being forced to sell off part of his catalogue to stave off bankruptcy.

There are better ways to hide your child. Scarves aren’t too effective. They’re very porous. Next time a simple black garbage bag should do. No one can see through black right? It has to do with physics or economics or something. Sure they’ll be lying lifeless on the ground in 2 minutes, but they will have died happy knowing they really stuck it to the paparazzi.