Nicole Kidman

Woman’s Day is reporting Nicole Kidman is pregnant with her first biological child after months of fertility treatments.

“Nicole and Keith are having a baby,” reveals an overjoyed friend. “They’ve been riding on clouds since they got the news. Nicole’s been hoping for this since the day they got married. Everyone knows how she’s been aching to have a baby. It’s all she’s been talking about for ages.”

Does this mean Scientology is a sham and Tom Cruise is actually gay? Yes, I think that’s what this means exactly. You can’t get evidence more solid than this had you found Tom’s little diary with “I’m gay” scribbled in the margins.

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