Jesse Metcalfe

Jesse Metcalfe has checked into rehab for alcohol issues. I’ve heard of this Jesse Metcalfe guy before. I just can’t remember from where. Maybe his publicist can help out.

“On Monday, March 19, Jesse Metcalfe entered a rehab facility to deal with alcohol issues. He realized he had a problem and was anxious to deal with it immediately. The actor, best known as the hunky gardener on the ABC show ‘Desperate Housewives’ and the star of the film ‘John Tucker Must Die,’ hopes that the media will allow him the privacy to deal properly with his treatment.”

Oh, he’s the hunky gardener on Desperate Housewives and was in John Tucker Must Die? Silly me, I thought he was someone famous like Leonard Nimoy. I can’t say I’m surprised though. He’s been around town humping everything in sight. Oops, my mistake. That’s that Paris Hilton dude.