Jessica Biel P. Diddy

In regards to a post-Oscars party assault, the man P. Diddy attacked has filed suit. Gerald Rechnitzer was coming out of the bathroom when he saw Diddy talking to his girlfriend. In an instant, Diddy’s manhood had been challenged. The 5’7” rap mogul exclaimed,

“What the fuck you looking at dude? I’ll smack flames out of your ass!” Afterwards, Combs punched Gerald in the jaw, causing him to fly backwards.

Does that make Gerald or Diddy a flamer? I’ll tell you what Diddy. I have a kiddie pool filled with Jello at my house. I propose you two strip down to your underwear, dive in and work this out like real men. First one to pop a boner loses…or wins.