Paris Hilton is clever…too clever

In 2003, Paris Hilton denied being involved with the release of One Night in Paris. Now the story changes as Paris and Rick Salomon were overheard bragging about making $1 million each from the tape at a post-Oscars party. Man, are you serious?! What are we gonna learn next? That Paris wears colored contacts to fake her blue eyes and instead of a brain, she has a tiny hamster running on a wheel? My whole world would come crashing down on me if that were true.