Angelina Jolie

The first photos of Angelina’s new boy toy, Pax Thien Jolie, have gone to People magazine. The sale was brokered by Getty images and the price tag is rumored to be between $1.75 million and $2 million. A spokesperson for People huffed,

“Absurd,” but adds, “We don’t comment on the specifics on any negotiations.”

For $2 million, I’d sell photos of my kid too. I’ll even dress them up in a stupid outfit like Tigger or a lobster to boost the cuteness multiplier. And when I can’t bleed anymore money out of them, then it’s off to the sweatshop where both their hands and heart will turn to coal and they will never know the true meaning of love.

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