Salma Hayek is pregnant

Earlier in the week, there were pictures of Salma Hayek looking like she ate one too many sammiches….she was fat. Her publicist released this statement,

“Businessman, Francois-Henri Pinault, and his fiancee, Salma Hayek, are happy to announce they are expecting the arrival of their first child.”

People were right. She’s pregnant and engaged. That fact alone kind of takes the fun out of calling her tubby. Even if I did, billionaire Francois-Henri Pinault might hire an assassin to come and kill me. But how do you kill what you cannot see? Wooooosh! (That was me disappearing)