Stuff to keep you busy

Karl Rove is also available for birthdays and bar mitzvahs.

• Hilary Duff would choose acting over singing. Where the hell is the third option? [SOW]
• There’s a sequel to “28 Days Later” [Pajiba]
• Cheryl Tweedy almost had a Britney Spears moment [Bastardly]
• Us Weekly says “no” to Posh’s nipples [Celebrity Smack]
• Tom Cruise attempts to maintain Stepford grip on wrigglin’ Katie [Celebitchy]

• “Grindhouse” premiere pictures [Glitterati]
• Maria Sharapova upskirt spotted [NinjaDude]
• Elton John got some [Celebslam]
• Clever mirror advertising [Grumpiest]
• Taboo of Black Eyed Peas Arrested For DUI [HB]

• Diddy Knocked Up Danity Kane? [Evil Beet]
• In Support Of A Law Of Unintended Photographic Consequences [Agent Bedhead]
• Star Jones is hot [Yeeeah]
• The latest AI casualty [Popbytes]
• Dolly Parton is not Marilyn Monroe [IDLYITW]