Terrence Howard

A New York taxi driver swears this was a conversation he overheard between Terrence Howard and a tall blond woman.

“I want you to pop the zits on my back with your teeth,” and then leaned forward and yelled at me, “And you can tell Page Six!”

This is the kind of romance women only hope to find in chick lit while waiting in line to buy their tv dinner. Long ago I was told one thing. Girls dream of the perfect wedding and rupturing engorged pustules on Terrence Howard’s back with their teeth. I’m glad to see someone out there is living the dream.