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Tori Spelling pops one out

By The Blemish, 1:20 AM on Mar 14, 2007, 1 Comment

Tori Spelling

Tori Spelling gave birth to Liam Aaron Spelling at a LA hospital last night. The middle name is a tribute to late father Aaron Spelling. He weighs 6 pounds, 6 ounces. Really? I thought Tori would have birthed the equivalent of a rhino based on those pictures of her. I half expected the baby to drive out of her vagina in a Volkswagen savagely honking the horn.

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One Response to “Tori Spelling pops one out”

  • Courtney
    11:33 AM

    does anyone else find her husband to be very creepy? every picture of him vreeps me out