Tori Spelling gave birth to Liam Aaron Spelling at a LA hospital last night. The middle name is a tribute to late father Aaron Spelling. He weighs 6 pounds, 6 ounces. Really? I thought Tori would have birthed the equivalent of a rhino based on those pictures of her. I half expected the baby to drive out of her vagina in a Volkswagen savagely honking the horn.
