Alessandra Ambrosio, Karolina Kurkova, Selita Ebanks and Izabel Goulart were all on hand to promote the new Victoria’s Secret Embrace bra. I already have four of them. They’re pretty nice I guess, but I can’t use them since all I have are extremely large and well sculpted pecs. I guess I can use them as a sling for whenever I fight 50 ft tall people. Or I can use them for my butt cheeks. But they’re tight and firm. Damnit! Why do models always trick me into buying useless things. I already have dozens of tampons. Lots more after the jump.