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Avril Lavigne plays dress up

By The Blemish, 10:39 AM on Apr 18, 2007, 14 Comments

Avril Lavigne

Avril Lavigne showed up to “The Best Damn Thing” album release party looking like a coked up goth princess. She surprisingly didn’t ride in on a “My Little Pony” pony covered in white makeup and mascara. Although she should have because then she might have fallen off and broken both her legs. Not that I want her to break her legs, but I’m just saying it would have made me chuckle. Maybe even chortle. Plus, the sound of two femurs breaking would be the best music to ever come out of her.

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Here she is on SNL last Saturday performing her new “song.”

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14 Responses to “Avril Lavigne plays dress up”

  • Nicolina
    2:13 PM

    HEY HEY YOU YOU I DON’T LIKE YOUR MUSIC!

  • George
    9:13 PM

    NEITHER DO I !!!

  • Valerie
    11:39 AM

    ME 3!!!! she sucks b@!!$!!!!

  • avryll
    9:16 AM

    hi….. my name is avryll pais and i love so much an Avril Lavigne. hey.., living a rock n roll………yeahhhhhhhh. bye

  • saoirse O'Neill
    2:05 AM

    avril lavigne is the best ever i love her sososo much she is the best iddt inddt aaf. i have loved her since she came out 6 years ago. i love her so so much she rules. and dont say any thing bad bout her cause she rules.

  • saoirse O'Neill
    4:19 AM

    avril lavigne is the best i have and all ways will love her. she rules avril lavigne is the best thing tht has happent to this world.!!!!!! wooooo go avril.

  • estefania + raul
    5:27 PM

    hey avril i realy love how you sing but i want to see a video of you doing the splits and cartwheel and you should do a video on when your gone my favoeit song . the pepole that said bad things about you SUCK DICK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!THEY REALY DO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!BEY

  • estefania + raul where ment to be @********???????
    5:33 PM

    Raul+Estefania wher meent to be he hot and she sexy and blanca castaneda is the biges bich in the world she strip dances and dos sex with her cosen

  • stephanie
    12:02 AM

    avril lavigne…..
    i’ll luv u 4ever
    hey hey you you i luv ur music

  • ana rita
    5:34 AM

    eu adoro-te avril gostava que visses isto que eu escrevi es a melhor cantora do mundo e tambem gostava de te conhecer e adoro as tuas musicas ate na escola daço a tua musica girlfriend com as minhas amigas bjs hehe

  • ruxytza
    5:23 AM

    hey hey u u avril you’re the beeest!!!…..

  • DickTrickle
    11:11 AM

    Now I get it – it’s illegal immigrants who can’t speaka da English who buy all her records and Abbey Dawn crap. Hey Frenchie: Rory get your dory, there’s herring in the bay! As I said , let’s only pay her in Canadian dimes which we Americans throw away as useless anyway.

  • ColeTrickle
    11:13 AM

    Illegal immigrants everywhere are so proud. Hey Frenchie: Rory get your dory, there’s herring in the Bay. Dumb Novie biatch.

  • TrickledownEconomics
    11:18 AM

    Yeah, fake Canadian money for her fake Canadian “rock.”