Britney Spears

Life & Style reports Britney found another rehab lover by the name of Howie Day. Britney met Howie at Promises rehab and may bring the musician to her cousin Erin’s wedding in June.

“Britney just lights up and seems back to her old self when she talks to Howie or tells people about him. She thinks he’s very talented – and says he’s the best kisser ever!”

Britney’s mother, however, doesn’t think this is a good idea. Giving him more street cred than K-Fed, Howie has been arrested twice and was sent to rehab as part of his probation. Is this the same guy she hooked up with in the bushes at Promises? Because if it is, someone should tell him K-Fed already got the money. The most he’d get from a divorce are 5 bags of Cheetos, two turkeys stuffed with Reeses Pieces and the image of a bald Britney riding him forever scarred in his memory.