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Britney needs a bra and bib, stat!

Britney Spears was spotted leaving a steakhouse in Beverly Hills with a not so mysterious stain on her shirt. Sources inside the meat palace indicate Britney tore into a T-bone with more vim and vigor than a starving hyena. Janitors began lamenting their choice of profession as they watched one unlucky cow die a second death. Pictures may be NSFW…possibly.

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Josephine
16 years ago

MARS ATTACKS!!!