The Blemish

Britney needs a bra and bib, stat!

By The Blemish, 9:00 AM on Apr 05, 2007, 1 Comment

Britney Spears

Britney Spears was spotted leaving a steakhouse in Beverly Hills with a not so mysterious stain on her shirt. Sources inside the meat palace indicate Britney tore into a T-bone with more vim and vigor than a starving hyena. Janitors began lamenting their choice of profession as they watched one unlucky cow die a second death. Pictures may be NSFW…possibly.

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