All this time, I thought when you poked Britney’s belly, your finger would slide in and she’d giggle like the Pillsbury Dough Boy. But, I’m impressed. Britney Spears actually has a nice set of abs. She may even be hot again once her hair grows back. Is that possible? Britney Spears hot? Some may call that a miracle. No my friends, the real miracle is when the ladies see me, their vaginas don’t explode from their horniness.