Britney Spears wants to write a tell-all

Britney Spears is planning to write a book about all the people that did her wrong. Britney blames most of her problems on her failed relationship with Justin Timberlake. She claims Justin destroyed her self-esteem by constantly lying about other girls. Not only that,

“She also felt he became mean toward the end of their relationship, she said he called her fat and told her she’d need to lose weight before he would have sex with her.”

The autobiography may also reveal how Britney contemplated suicide after she realized Kevin Federline was only using her for her fame and fortune. Something the rest of the world knew from day one. She’ll also blame her mom.

“Britney will call her a ’stage mom from hell’ and blame her for almost every ill in her life. “She’ll say Lynne’s money hungry and that she was just along for the free ride. Britney thinks of her as a meddling, smothering person and blames her for her messy marriages.”

And those are just the first few chapters. The later chapters blow the lid off on the people who betrayed her the most. People such as Aunt Jemima, the Keebler Elves and Sara Lee.

Here’s Britney out with her kids dressed like a hooker.