Halle Berry gets a star

Halle Berry received her Walk of Fame star yesterday morning. Showing her gratitude, Halle puckered up and planted one on her freshly minted pink pride which may or may not have been urinated on by workers and vagrants. As her emotions burst forth like explosive diarrhea, Halle exclaimed

“I cannot tell you how good it feels inside me right now. I wish you all could be inside me right now to know how it feels.”

Oh, that Halle Berry has a way with words. As such, her wish is my command. But I call firsties. I’m not about to be #53 and have to brave a putrid, gooey mess, yet again.