Jennifer Lopez

I won’t be around on Friday to brighten up your otherwise dull life. I’ll be back Monday. Until then, you can wait for some auto-posts set to go off over the next few days. The news isn’t relevant or fresh, but whatever. Or you can check out these other fancy schmancy sites.

  • Pete Doherty to pierce penis. Almost alliteration. Yes! [Agent Bedhead]
  • Fergie was a stalker [Celebslam]
  • Nicole Richie and Joel Madden Leave Mr. Chow [Celebrity Smack]
  • Paris Takes Her New Breasts and Her New Man Out on the Town [Evil Beet]
  • He’s Just Not That Into Your Pajiba [Pajiba]
  • Pink will do anything to cell a CD [SOW]
  • Mariah Carey Wants A Kid [NinjaDude]
  • Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal Definitely Dating [HB]
  • Christina Ricci is Creepy [Grumpiest]
  • Avril Lavigne gets Lucky [DH]
  • Gemma Atkinson in Loaded [TFT]
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