In other news

I won’t be around on Friday to brighten up your otherwise dull life. I’ll be back Monday. Until then, you can wait for some auto-posts set to go off over the next few days. The news isn’t relevant or fresh, but whatever. Or you can check out these other fancy schmancy sites.

• Jessica Biel has Photoshoot Sex with Andrew MacPherson [Bastardly]
• Celebrities smoking joints [CityRag]
• A Serial Celebrity Stalker? [Celebitchy]
• Hayden Panettiere See Through Dress [Drunken Stepfather]
• JLo Sucks and So Does Her Album [Yeeeah]

• Pete Doherty to pierce penis. Almost alliteration. Yes! [Agent Bedhead]
• Fergie was a stalker [Celebslam]
• Nicole Richie and Joel Madden Leave Mr. Chow [Celebrity Smack]
• Paris Takes Her New Breasts and Her New Man Out on the Town [Evil Beet]
• He’s Just Not That Into Your Pajiba [Pajiba]

• Pink will do anything to cell a CD [SOW]
• Mariah Carey Wants A Kid [NinjaDude]
• Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal Definitely Dating [HB]
• Christina Ricci is Creepy [Grumpiest]
• Avril Lavigne gets Lucky [DH]
• Gemma Atkinson in Loaded [TFT]