In other news

Evidently like me, Scarlett Johansson has a hard time seeing past her huge boobs and ate it over the weekend while walking down a flight of stairs.

• Maria Sharapova Upskirt Kit [CityRag]
• Alice Greczyn Looking Innocent Prositute-Sexy [Bastardly]
• Mick Jagger, probed by aliens [Yeeeah]
• Gwen Stefani is almost a French Maid [Drunken Stepfather]
• Does Scary Spice’s baby look like Eddie Murphy? [SOW]

• Jason Wahler put a gun to his head, but failed to load the sucker [HB]
• Simmons Says 3 Epithets Should Be Banned [CS]
• Tom Cruise gave Katie Holmes a high-tech scale. Fatty [Celebitchy]
• Pete Doherty films video from death flat [AB]
• Lindsay Lohan Is A Clothing Thief [NinjaDude]

• Jonathan Rhys Meyers Goes To Rehab [Glitterati]
• Katie & Tom at Cut’s Steakhouse. Like I said. Fatty [ICYDK]
• Mena Suvari does Rolling Stone [TFT]
• Heather Mills Defends Alec Baldwin [Evil Beet]
• Tommy Lee strikes out [Celebslam]