Angelina Brad

Angelina Jolie has asked a Santa Monica court to change her newly adopted son’s name to Pax Thien Jolie-Pitt. Jolie’s other children have already gone through the same process and now their own little planet Earth will be complete. Maddox, Zahara, Shiloh and Pax. It sounds like they’re living in a “Lion King” movie. If they were any richer, Angelina would build a jungle in her backyard and, every once in a while, have a tiger chase the kids around to show them how good they have it. Bring them back to their roots and stuff. That’s what I would do, but I guess that’s also why a big poster of my face is plastered in every social services center.

Sorry for the late start. My internet is down and I’m using the powers of my mind to update right now.